"The kind of girl that is going to love this track probably wears 3-Eye Doc Martens with lacey socks and smokes weed on the weekends at her best girlfriends’ feminist slam poetry event in Marrickville": New music roundtable reviewed.

"The kind of girl that is going to love this track probably wears 3-Eye Doc Martens with lacey socks and smokes weed on the weekends at her best girlfriends’ feminist slam poetry event in Marrickville": New music roundtable reviewed.
If Frank Ocean drops his album today this list will be obsolete so let's hope that doesn't happen for our sake...
Rihanna, Fifth Harmony and Kelly Rowland have another 'Work' artist joining their ranks.
The multi-instrumentalist returns with a massively catchy track
The week's music highlights including Azealia Banks' dancefloor stomper, M83's colourful return and SAFIA's first cut for 2016.
This week there's some serious love in the air, while some songs go down like a gluten intolerant person eating a croissant, others stir the emotions, setting hearts a flutter. It was a week of Hip-Hop, RnB and light indie-pop, all of which got us moving but some in the wrong way.
Sam: This is jittery and anxious track coated in confusing twists and turns. It sounds like your favourite RnB smashed by a hammer and then put under water. And the result is pretty damn mesmerising. Perfection. 4
Lizzie: Janet Jackson song gone wrong. I struggle to see sense in this muffled mess of a song. 1
Hannah: This song is a conglomerate of perfect moments. Moments that some how shine brighter individually than together. In the name of team spirit... It's ok I guess. 3
Bianca: Gurgly voice reminds me of the voiceover for old school Playsation game ‘Abe’s Oddyssey.’ I however enjoy the breakdown where the song mellows into a calm but steady pace which I can nod my head to. 2.5
[soundcloud]https://soundcloud.com/bayyyou/airlock[/soundcloud]
Sam: This song reminds me a lot of Haunted from Beyonces surprise drop. The trap influences are ever so subtle but just enough to turn this song from a snooze fest into a jam. I think this is the best we've heard from him yet. 3
Lizzie: I am broken with this song. At the start, I stopped what I was doing and got lost in the moment. Then he brought in this layered trap sound which really lost my vibe. 3
Bianca: Agree with Lizzie on the Radiohead part. The breakdown at the end is very reminiscent of Paranoid Android which is a very, very good thing. 3
Hannah: I want more from this song. It's neither big enough nor stripped back enough to fully accomplish what it sets out to do. Instead it sits in that awkward zone of mediocrity and unfulfilled potential. 2
[soundcloud]https://soundcloud.com/bootsonboots/boots-my-heart-is-a-stone-1[/soundcloud]
Sam: Once again they prove all you need is a minimal collection of instruments to create some serious booty-shaking. A problem they may have forever- it ain't no Ritual Union. 3.5
Lizzie: Put on your gym gear ladies. This a boppy tune, with its slick lyrics and ‘80s vibe - great upbeat song. 3.5
Hannah: Enough motivation to move to Paris. I adore the latest offering from Little Dragon. It's struck the ever appropriate balance between total party starter and total chiller. 3.5
Bianca: Like Khaleesi and her little Dragons, this song starts off confident and ready to lead us, vibrant and well-dressed, to the very end. 4 BIANCA'S PICK
[soundcloud]https://soundcloud.com/hillydilly/little-dragon-paris[/soundcloud]
Sam: This is by far the most straight Forward melody I've heard from Tune Yards so far and it works so well. It's so nuanced and yet still left of centre enough to fulfill her wacky image. 4
Lizzie: I love the smooth swoops and swings of her words. Her sound is fresh and effortlessly cool. 4 LIZZIE'S PICK
Hannah: Dreamy and miles away. Anything that takes you out of the moment and into another world altogether is fine by me. 3.5
Bianca: She carries this track with melodic ease, keeping the listeners interested with unexpected vocal loops and heavy bass strums. 3.5
Sam: I think Future has been a key player in the RnB revolution both as a producer and artist. It's part Drake, a little bit ASAP Rocky and a touch Ciara but mostly it's quintessential Future. Kanye's rap is as cringe-worthy as ever. But, hey, Kimye is a modern fairytale isn't it. 4.5 SAM'S PICK
Lizzie: From what I can gather, this guy is hot property on the RnB scene at the moment, however, how is this song standing out? It’s not. Sounds like another “I got 99 problems” rant. Kanye….nothing special either. 2.5
Hannah: This song has a dark quality to it that I can't help resist. It's like that bad boy you're told to stay away from but keep gravitating back to time and time again. He's not good, he don't love you and he won't treat you well, but right now he's perfect. 4.5 HANNAH'S PICK
Bianca: I find nothing unique about this song. Mentioning of ‘pussy’ is never a good quality in a song in my opinion, no matter how hard that pussy is auto-tuned. I can’t see this song winning any trophies. 1
Sam: It's such a polite piece of pop that I feel rude for not personally thanking her. It's so clean and well ordered but at the same time it sounds so freeken delicious. Fruit, sugar. Rainbow Chan, sugar. Who said you can have too much of a good thing? 3
Lizzie: Hello Australia’s answer to Lily Allen. If only I could understand what she is singing (minor detail in releasing music). Cute and inoffensive. 3
Bianca: 3
Hannah: Dare you to swear. Double dare you. 1
[soundcloud]https://soundcloud.com/siloarts/rainbow-chan-fruit[/soundcloud]
Sam: I hate ducks and I find quacking the most awful sound on earth ( second to Barbara Streisand ) but strangely I've fallen for this one. Don't get me wrong, it's an 80s reject that sounds so distasteful and out of place in 2014 but give me a few vodkas and my NRG is all yours. Dem synths too. 2
Lizzie: Fist pump fist pump! Inside a nightclub, perfect for a dance marathon. In the real world, feels like I am continuously hitting my head against a punching bag. 3.5
Hannah: Like an over-excited virgin on his first time this song is all high NRG all of the time with no real climax. And like an over-excited virgin on his first time... a whole lot of awkward thrusting ensues. 2
Bianca: Goes down like a Jager Bomb. Awful tasting at first but gather a few friends together to partake in the activity, get that energy-filled sucker into your system and soon the dry-retching will cease and the party will begin. 3
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