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Ranking these like the funnest ballot paper you've seen in your life...
The highlight of the new record comes before its release on Friday.
This week Australia had Bieber fever and we were way too busy figuring out the best way to respectfully ask him for a photo to focus on new music. Luckily we got sick of him by the time he got to hand out with Kochie and our attention was easily pulled to British producer SOPHIE releasing a butt plug. As Biebs would say, "what do you mean?" Read below and find out friends.
Tinashe
Player (Feat. Chris Brown)
Tinashe promised us big hits on her forthcoming second record Player and it seems like she's delivering. Player is her most immediate, radio friendly track to date with a beat straight from the dancefloor Chris Brown's inclusion is probably just to amp up the songs' starpower which is fine if it jumps straight to the top of the charts. 2015 Tinahse is here for world domination and she might just achieve it with this one.
Sophie
MSMSMSM
We've seen our fair share of weird promotional stunts in our time but selling a butt plug alongside a singles collection is new. That's exactly what enigmatic British producer SOPHIE did this week and then right when he had everyone's attention he dropped MSMSMSM. It's a HudMo-flavoured instrumental track with a little less sugar than his previous outputs but it's no less enjoyable and will probably sound better than any of his tracks in the clubs.
Wave Racer
World Record (Feat. Lido)
Wave Racer is gearing up to release his Flash Drive EP on 16th October and World Record is the second taste of it. The Lido-featuring track is classic Wavey, creating a hyper reality which is only briefly interrupted by Lido's glitchy drops. The pair of them work seamlessly together, creating one very cute track.
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DJ Dodger Stadium
In The Flames
DJDS are back with one of their darkest tracks yet. In The Flames was released this week alongside DJDS candles which is lovely and it also happens to be an after-dark banger. It's a little more subtle than anything from their debut album Friend Of Mine taking a slight deep house route but it's no less mind-bending. It's also centred around a chopped and screwed vocal that actually manages to sound pretty heartbreaking. Stellar stuff once again from Samo Sound Boy and Jerome LOL.
GL
Number One
Well Melbourne duo GL became Australia's greatest popstars over night this week. Their latest tune Number One is a certified ear worm borrowing its nostalgic sound from '80s pop masters. We loved it so much that we popped it straight into our September Recap Mix after one listen. It's a breezy, sleek pop song that will take GL's status to another level - mark our words.
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MAALA
Unbound
Kiwi music is on heat right now. Seriously, though what is going on over there? MAALA is the latest Kiwi to drop a huge song and this is said song. Unbound is dark and brooding with a swelling chorus built with heighty vocals and damning drums. One Soundcloud user commented "Oh good Lord...heavenly," and we really couldn't put it better ourselves. Beautiful stuff.
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DMA's
Lay Down
DMA's have just spent the year casually playing some of the biggest festivals around the world but they're going to be sharing the love with Australia early next year at Laneway Festival. Lay Down is their latest track and it's been a staple of their live sets for a while. We heard it back at BIGSOUND in 2014 and we're immediately blown away. It's got a huge chorus of thrashing drums and stirring acoustic guitar, designed for mass sing-alongs. HUGE.
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Banoffee
I'm Not Sorry
If you're a regular reader of theinterns you'll know that we think Banoffee is perfect and we make no apologies for saying that. Banoffe is also not sorry on her latest track I'm Not Sorry plucked from her EP Do I Make You Nervous? which dropped today. The track continues her foray into a more dance-focussed sound, spending its duration building up to a club-ready finale. Her voice sounds delicate but soulful while the production is top notch, complete with chopped and manipulated vocal samples. She gets better every time we hear from her and deserves all the congratulations she's receiving for this EP.
Jamie xx
I Know There's Gonna Be (Good Times) (Skepta Remix)
Just when you thought this song couldn't get any better it does. Jamie xx's Good Times is 2015's song that just keeps giving. We've had a Dre Skull remix with Assasin, Konshens and Kranium on the track, a brilliant video this week and now a version with Skepta on it. The beat is switched up on this version as Skepta throws down a few flawless verses. With Jamie xx's In Colour pulling so many influences from the British garage scene it only seems right that he eventually got to work with Skepta.
Robyn & Metronomy
The Hardest Thing To Do
Robyn and Metronomy have tried to pull the wool over our eyes releasing The Hardest Thing To Do under the monikers of Tony Primo and Nixxie. And they have actually been scarily successful. Despite the obviously distinctive vocal styles, the song has been floating around since early May and no one noticed. Until this week. It was done for a film called Partisan which came out in late May and is a lo-fi, VHS-inspired tune that actually sounds exactly as you'd expect a Robyn and Metronomy song to sound. Shame on us, we've failed as detectives.
These are five of the biggest artists playing Splendour in the Grass this year and need no introduction, however, some of them have been releasing music since before the turn of the millennium. Some of you havent even been releasing hormones since before the 00s, so weve compiled the five best tracks from the artists in the interest of setting you all a to learn list.
Take our advice, Outkast and Kelis sets in particular will be very very long if youre waiting for Hey Ya! and Milkshake respectively. Particularly the latter given Kelis has been known to give her biggest hit a miss live.
Click through the pages to see the Top 5 Songs from Outkast, Foals, Kelis, Metronomy and Lily Allen according to the interns.
Amphitheatre: 10.15pm - 12.00am
*we've stopped ourselves from including Hey Ya! and Roses because we were unable to come to a decision on 5 and thought everyone was already up on the lyrics to those ones.
B.O.B (2000)
The tempo-raising centre-point of Stankonia, B.O.B has opened all of Outkasts sets post-comeback. The choir-driven monumental chorus is a guaranteed heart-starter and once you hear it in the flesh youll understand why this is one of the greatest tracks of the 00s.
Ghetto Musick (2003)
Much like B.O.B, Ghetto Musick is Big Boi at his anarchic best. Compared to Andre 3000's Love Below, Ghetto Musick was a pulsating, glory-run with Big Boi taking his foot on and off the accelerator. Feeling good, feeling great? Yeah you are.
Rosa Parks (1998)
Aquemini is also fifteen years old yet Rosa Parks, in particular, sounds as fresh as ever. Together Big Boi and 3000 deliver stellar, vinyl-scratching verses before launching into an infamous hoedown. Yeeee-ha.
So Fresh, So Clean (2000)
This track from Stankonia typifies everything thats great about Outkast. Theyre production is so bare, that it takes huge personalities to shine through and 3000, in particular, shines through on this one. Those huge baby eyes get to runnin off at they mouth/Tellin me thats on your nasty mind he raps, treading a thin line between sexy and creepy.
ATLiens (1996)
Throw your arms in the air and wave em like you just dont care. Its the most obvious directional song since the Hokey Pokey. You better not let them down.
Amphitheatre: 9.15pm - 10.15pm
My Number (2013)
My Number from Foals third album, Holy Fire, is their most anthemic yet. The funky guitars, the stomping, kick drum and and the hefty chorus are all ingredients for a perfect festival moment.
Miami (2010)
Bringing some hip-hop to indie-rock long before the Arctic Monkeys did, Foals' heavy-hitting Miami is a slow-burning classic. Its basically all about the driving percussion and the deep, deep bass.
Spanish Sahara (2010)
There are very few songs of this tempo that can captivate a crowd for nearly 7 minutes. The centrepiece of Total Life Forever is one of those songs. It holds your heart in your mouth for four beautiful minutes before sprawling into a dramatic end.
Two Steps, Twice (2008)
Always a worthy finish to a Foals set, Two Steps, Twice is a reminder of the youthful, blood-pumping Foals. It weaves through unconventional tempo changes, bi-polar riffs and anarchic chants and yet still manages to command crowds.
Olympic Airways (2008)
The first signpost of what direction Foals would head on latter albums, Olympic Airways is the band at their melodic best. Unlike most of Antidotes, its a solemn, subtle track demontstrating Foals now trademark, swampy rhythms.
Mix Up Stage: 7.30pm - 8.30pm
Millionaire (2003)
Were Kelis and Andre 3000 separated at birth? We think so. Millionaire saw the two oddballs combine in a track that still sounds as relevant today as it was then. While Kelis dulcet tones are an appetiser, 3000s rap is the main event. For those playing at home, remember it goes- cheese, rats, cats, dogs, bitches, glitches.
Rumble (2014)
Kelis took a U-turn on her latest record Food, but just like jerk chicken, many were left salivating over the motown flavoured record. Rumble is its highlight- a slow-burning, brass-laden affair with Kelis playing the most graceful 60s songstress.
Trick Me (2003)
Freedom to us has always been a trick, freedom to you has always been whatever landed on your dick, sings Kelis on this overshadowed single from Tasty. The funky guitars throughout backup Kelis lyrical sassiness while her slinky vocal adds further insult to injury. Nas was a brave, brave man.
Caught Out There (1999)
Caught Out There is to this day one of the Neptunes' greatest productions. The minimalist, futuristic production provided the perfect playground for Kelis to run her spiteful tongue. That chorus is so unconventional but so angsty and probably still the boldest move of Kelis career.
4th July (Fireworks) (2010)
Kelis is the queen of reinvention and on 2010s Flesh Tone she took to the dancefloor for a brief moment. 4th July (Fireworks) is the most euphoric creation of Kelis built by throbbing bass, twinkling synths and 90s keys.
Mix Up Stage: 8.30pm - 9.30pm
The Look (2011)
Metronomy have basically built a career on awkward and quirky yet delectable indie-pop. The Look is the perfect example of that. Backing vocals, perky keys and a mischievous pigeon in the video almost make this song cheesy but Metronomys knack for knowing when enough is enough makes it rather sophisticated.
The Bay (2011)
The English Riviera was the inspiration for Metronomys sophomore album of the same name and no song conveyed that better than The Bay. The synths are majestic and the layered vocals are like a summers breeze, evoking crystal clear water immediately.
Radio Ladio (2008)
Before Metronomy learnt subtlety, they released their 80s, Back To The Future-inspired debut. Radio Ladio nails the futuristic, sci-fi vibe with intergalactic synths and guitars that say drop everything and dance immediately. Of course, we happily oblige.
Reservoir (2013)
Metronomys third album, Love Letters was slightly disappointing but Reservoir is one of their finest moments. The organ is really the only melodic instrument in the whole track yet the bands leader, Joseph Mount, carves out the most subtle of pop-tracks.
Corinne (2011)
Still a staple of their live set, Corinne is one of the most dance-ready heartbreak tracks. Mounts falsetto coupled with those finicky synths and followed by the female response is one of the bands most delectable moments.
Amphitheatre: 10.45pm - 12.00am
Smile (2006)
Back to where it all began. This is Lily Allen at her passive-aggressive best. The sunny disposition of the track is juxtaposed by the fact that the British songstress is giving a huge middle-finger to her ex-significant other.
Alfie (2006)
Yes, it could be easily mistaken from a 'Pine O Cleen' commercial but its far more vicious than that. Alfie is Lilys perky ode to her weed-smoking sibling and the triumphant end to her debut record. It effortlessly couples her knack for a witty narrative and her fairy tale instrumentals.
Fuck You (2009)
Lily took her mammoth pop record, Its Not Me, Its You as a chance to stick it to George W. Bush. Its since become a universal anthem against pricks all around the world and suitably induces offensive gestures when she performs it live. Keep in your anger until Sunday night. It will be worth it.
Not Fair (2009)
A country-tinged track about a man not performing in the bedroom is an unlikely hit but Lily pulled it off. It may be the one and only time you get a chance to hoe-down to a premature ejaculation anthem so savour every moment.
URL Badman (2014)
Lily may have returned a mother on her latest album, Sheezus, but shes lost none of her ability to strike up a bit of social commentary. A self-proclaimed queen of social media, Lily takes on trolls in URL Badman. She flicks between an almost-rap and a dubstep inspired chorus which also teaches us how to spell URL Badman. Add that alongside Fergalicious and Glamorous in your wordbook.
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