"One of the most captivating solo artists on the live scene."
"Something that would've impressed the blogosphere in 2012."
"A derivative pile of turd."
"This song got shat out by 15 writers who’ll make more money this month than I make in a year:" New music roundtable reviewed.
The week of love topped by a song about failing love.
"Designed to score an advert full of young teens floating around pools in those abjectly evil pink flamingo inflatables:" New music roundtable reviewed.
Hot tip: mute the Olympics and listen to these as the soundtrack. Makes it more interesting.