An ambitious, all-encompassing project.
Judged by how much they sound like a Spice Girls song.
Burn this to a mixtape and spin it on your Discman.
An enormous week that not even The Chainsmokers can ruin.
“This song almost commits more crimes than the Black Eyed Peas’ ‘The Time (Dirty Bit)’.”
We want to apologise to Mr. Worldwide for not including him in this list.