"Surely this isn’t serious."

"Surely this isn’t serious."
"Sober me gives this a 1. Drunk me gives this a 10."
"You know a song is helpless when not even Beyoncé can make it even slightly more interesting."
"So boring I forgot I was listening to it."
"This sounds perfect for a Mazda commercial."
"This is a bloody gigantic song and I just want to give it an unexplained 5."
"I’ve heard just a handful of perfect songs this year. This is one of them."
"Her music is all about style with no substance."
"He's like that waiter at your favourite café that you don't like but you'll tolerate because they get the job done."
"Who woulda thought a guy who looks like Goldilocks crossed with Riff Raff would be having a moment in 2017."
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